i love how no matter how badly you fuck up benadryl cumquat’s name everyone on here still knows who ur talking about
If you think a girl is cute and awesome and really cool and genuinely like her but won’t date her because she’s chubby or fat and you don’t want people to judge you for it then please remember you’re a piece of shit okay, promise
my parents were arguing today and my mom said that Justin Timberlake wouldn’t treat her like this
one time at starbucks on my cup they wrote “fuck i can’t remember your name”
one time on my cup they wrote “you made this up for notes”
The Fault In Our Sombreros.
Nacho average love story.
it’s spelled olé not olay you illiterate fuck this ain’t the fault in our lotions
the best kind of flirting: the flirting where apparently neither of you knew you were flirting but APPARENTLY EVERYONE ELSE DID